Update: He broke his leg.

I accidentally click on 5 ads a day here on average. I’m impatient and don’t let the page load fully so it jumps. You’re welcome.

It’s crazy, it seems like the jokes will never let up. But please, you got to keep your head up

Someone get Marquese Chriss some lotion.

Does this earn him the nickname ‘Colonel’?

By Indiana football standards he’s had two great seasons in a row.

Don’t worry guys, I found it.

Thumbs up to JPP for bouncing back from his injury.

That’ll really help the problem of mental health issues in veterans.

I think it was a proper response to a tasteless joke that wasn’t even funny.

Damn. I was really looking forward to watching him break the record for most rushing attempts by a QB, since he never hands the ball off when running an option.

All the sales people and managers at the small company I work at are Trump supporters, and one was trying to convince me Trump would do great things for our economy as I was unloading $25k worth of goods off a shipping container from China.

Krisp Pops Pork Rindz

“This is what I was talking about.”

What was the first rule again?

How can you hate Haywire?

I don’t see option 2 happening unless Rizzo, Bryant, Russell, and Baez all get shot in the knee during the parade.

Willie Cauley-Stein? Not sure he’s butt yet.

There’s no way this is Cutler’s 8th season in Chicago. It feels closer to 20 or 30.

See, Pat Riley? He’s still got it.