The times I’ve partied the hardest have been with my parents and their friends so color me skeptical.

Although the format is trite, Mark Titus should step up and start doing mailbags for the site. His pop culture references wouldn’t be as dated, he’s knowledgeable about basketball (college-level, at least) mailbags for the site. He's, by account, a good writer, his pop culture references wouldn't be as dated, he's…

It’s hard to argue that Jalen isn’t a better personality. But analyst? I say Webber takes that one.

“If I was the aggressive cancer on the team who didn’t trust anyone, I would have kicked one of our incompetent leaders out and taken charge myself.”

Taylor Hicks? That dude played my county fair the year after he won. Idol launched him like North Korea launches missiles.

Any idea on how long an appendectomy will sideline him?

The Hunt for Red Soxtober

No glove, probably dominant hand. But I haven’t played catch in 4 years and that makes me sad. Brb, gonna go through all the newspaper clippings from my glory days in the box in the basement.

It’ll bobble for a bit and then the spring snaps.

Mayweather approves of the bring them in for a hug technique.

I doubt it unless Barnwell, Keri, Lowe, Rembrandt and the others jump ship to follow Simmons. Since Bill only writes roughly one article a month, I go to Grantland for the aforementioned writers.

UND Frackers

I enjoy pronouncing it this way just to bug people. I also find it amusing to pronounce jalapenos as juh-LAP-uh-nose. My co-workers usually shoot me dirty looks.

Yeah fuck that shit. I worked in the kitchen of a popular bar/restaurant in a college town and no matter the request we did our damnedest to accommodate the customer. We got a lot of 'no bread' orders and I would always talk shit about how gluten is not the reason why you feel like shit in the morning, it's all the…

Yeah. When he showed back up and everyone I was with yelled his name I felt dumb. He was my favorite tennis player when I was a pre-teen.

Who is the guy in the picture below Magic? It’s bothering me cuz I recognize him.

Pour one out for Timmy D, Pop, and Manu.

“We need to breathe.”

He’s supposed to yell “Fore!” but I imagine he was too busy mumbling “There ain’t no way that’s gonna hit that guy.”