My ex-girlfriend had a fantasy only interest in a guy called Guerrero, but it became real and I’m lonely now.

Fantastic.

Haha I get it

Are you not in contact anymore?

Thanks to all

It won’t load who tweeted this and the tweet has been deleted. Soooo some info?

Fountain is the best. More specifically, Coke from a Mickey D’s fountain. I think Coca-Cola has a deal with McDonald’s where they ship them only their top shelf syrup.

I’ve never been a fan of survival horror games but I am super bummed that this got shelved. This game probably would have been the second from the genre that I played through (Penumbra: Black Plague being the other). Plus Guillermo Del Toro is awesome.

Is that Flea?

This is harder to watch than someone snapping a bone.

Assault over just the tip? Well it should have been included in the $300 price.

I’m very stoned and I love you Jolie.

I stopped because that shit got old.

Without looking up the stats and just going by what I’ve seen so far the Cubs have no issue stranding runners in scoring position anyway. One game does not a season make.

There is a ROTY somewhere in his name though.

If you would have spelled Kris right your joke would have gone off better.

As a Cubs fans since my birth in the vague area of 1988-95, I am appalled by the response to Kris Bryant’s first game. It’s still April. Apparently the Cubs fan masses expected a four home run game and the World Series tonight. Fuck that. In Theo We Trust.

There’s a line. You never want what happened to happen but a little cleat to the leg usually ends up with nothing serious.

Not necessarily. You’re taught to slide with your foot basically perpendicular to the ground so you catch the base and can pop up to stop momentum. You try to take out the fielder’s legs by going for their feet or catch them with your knee ot body but sometimes it doesnt work out like that. This was a dirty slide but…

This should be an Adequate Man article about finding a job in pretty much any field.