I always thought the last painter I hired was close to snapping, so this kinda freaks me out. Weird bunch, them painters.

I never understood why the Japanese produce most of the creepy sexual games like this, but censor all their porn.

Water and oil in the same pan? And this won't burn down my house?

Just a reminder, Cody Zeller outperformed The Brow in their meeting in Bloomington. So Cody Zeller is the truth is all I'm saying.

Statistically, turnovers from passing at the 1 yard line versus running it are similar (via Bill Barnwell's article on Grantland). But that's in a vacuum. So you should run the ball there.

I never understand why sports league punish athletes for smoking weed, other than the fact that it's illegal in most states. Athletes that smoke weed should get paid more because god damn do you know how hard it is to play sports while high?

Also, if you see 8 cars that slid off the highway in a stretch of about a mile, that's the cue to slow waaay the fuck down because there is ice on the road.

I think the Scarface climax shootout should be on here. I think it may have had more of an impact on hip hop music than cinema, but it was a hell of a shootout.

$4,138.44 was the repair cost.

So how does D'Qwell Jackson notice this the only time he probably touched the ball and not the refs who handle them before every play?

"Colts fans are fat, spoiled brats who lucked into two legendary QBs in a row..."

"...hold them in front of your pelvis and waggle your eyebrows suggestively at a nearby elderly person..."

As an Indiana taxpayer that got screwed with my pants on I am offended by the phrase "obscenity of a venue." Lucas Oil is a gorgeous stadium.

Jameis is actually 30 pounds lighter than JaMarcus when he came out of college.

Chill bro

21b. Getting hit by a butt.

It's a matter of who would suck less if in power.

Anyone else have the problem of the video being roughly 10 seconds behind the audio while watching on a cell phone?

So if they got married and she wanted to keep her last name, would she be Alexandria Barrett-Clark-Barrett?

This is absolutely ridiculous. The shirts are printed using Comic Sans?