My favorite part of those videos is the furtive glances David Lee gives to the camera.

I Google'd Chester Arthur. He has to be the least known President.

What about the cops? Did the boyfriend also call the cops?

"Okay, no problem. See you soon...in hell!"

I think he nailed the "Jets were never gonna be a playoff team this year" part.

This guy does a great Woody Harrelson voice.

The gay bar in my college town is one of my favorite bars to go to. Almost zero frat douchebags, great place to meet women, and I feel way more comfortable busting a move on the dance floor than at any other bar.

I can confirm that Notre Dame fans that didn't actually go there are worse than alumni. I grew up in South Bend and they are the worst.

Can someone translate "catch a six on the full" into English?

Wheat Thins. Craaaazy Good.

I remember the couple months where I thought I might be attracted to the same sex. I might be inherently a little bisexual but I was one disaster of a relationship from converting at the time.

Cookies and Cream is way better than Krackle.

I'd say David West is still better than Faried. (Full disclosure: I'm a Pacers fan)

Close enough.

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A birthday a month before Christmas is pretty perfect. Far enough apart for two rounds of gifts, close enough that I could combine the two into one big gift.

Fue la mano de Dios

He rotated 540° in the air so it's a 540.

The first time I smoked indoor-grown, quality bud I smoked it like it was the mids I was accustomed to. I passed out and woke up staring at undigested french toast and scrambled eggs on the floor. In my buddy's grandparents' house.

Yeah Drew Gordon isn't real.