It’s the NFL that’s old, and it’s going to parade old to us all year—all the while calling two-year-old game replays “classics” on NFL Network

I grew up in Michigan but moved to the East Coast right before high school. Every once in a while I think I find a kindred spirit, transplanted Michigander, Army/Ford Motor Co brat wearing a Tiger hat like me but like 90% of the time it’s just some guy named like “Deuce”

The worst Rams QB performance since Joe Pendleton

its the same population that supports them in large numbers in every election. Fealty to the rich and powerful so long as they say the right things and show reverence towards the same hollow symbols.

But mah fantasy team!!!!!

Doesn’t Marchman now live in Philly? Not that this in any way redeems the City or it’s chode-tastic fanbase mind you.

The negative exchange rate has hit Canada harder that I thought.

Pepperidge Farms Dismembers. 

Mexico is paying for it. Like everything else. Duh. 

Man, Richard Sherman’s really lost a step. 

I honestly thought that was like a selfie stick with a large baked potato on the end.

Withholding taxes and taxes for social services/insurance deducted from a paycheck are all considered “payroll taxes.”

A payroll tax cut decreases the amount of tax collected from one of two places: Social Security or Medicare.

“At least you got 1985.”

goddammit...

C’mon now, everyone knows that WhatsApp is only used by adults having extramarital affairs. 

Marrying into the Upton family will do that to you. 

Surely now you must understand the “special” allure of a player going home to play after Kawhi, no?

it’s that Bears coach Matt Nagy is a madman, an Ahab figure, from whom something fundamental was taken

I wouldn’t confuse competing with the Rangers with cap space/Manhattan with competing with the Leafs.