Big League Chew

I didn’t think you could get mono from a ghost, but I guess “Unchained Melody” really is a special song.

My state is going fully legal the first of the year. Although I’m middle aged I have never bought weed in my life (and have only used it a few times). But I want to embrace this new habit. I’m just wondering how it will feel to walk into a dispensary and ask for some of this stuff with a straight face. I’m not…

When I was just coming into my pot smoking years and also living in Alaska, we used to get “Matanuska Thunder Fuck.” To paraphrase Douglas Adams, that shit was like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.  

It’s a term looking for a sexual position to describe.

I used to play bass for Alaskan Thunder Fuck

“And I’ve got news for ya’. I haven’t been wasting my life. I’m very fulfilled with what I do. This is important. People need to relax and I help facilitate that, and without me and my hobby expertise, the nation would delve into madness. Didja think about that? I’m the only one holding you back from the ledge. Oh ‘I…

His comments had everything to do about the game situation that just occurred and nothing else 

“It takes you back to being a kid: You’re out there, you’re sloshing around and your shoes are full of water and mud,” Richard Sherman said. “It’s still a kid’s game at the end of the day.”

Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.

How Is The Twins Playoff Losing Streak Even Possible?

I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

China: [fires Rockets]

No surprise that Tillman Frittata only cares about collecting more eggs.

People aren’t complete idiots

Hard to believe he became a saint after turning all those world leaders into dust that one time. 

The 1960s had Oscar Romero

The free tacos are a trap! It’s about getting everyone outside to hit them with the Kragle!