11/1/19
11:33 AM
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Hit Bull Win Steak
bteufel
11/1/19
10:54 AM
9
Fuck yourself in the face with a lit blowtorch.
10/31/19
1:42 PM
89
Jim Spanfeller: Zero Throwgasms.
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10/31/19
9:32 AM
152
10/31/19
9:21 AM
54
10/30/19
3:37 PM
61
Big League Chew Read more
10/30/19
12:16 PM
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Jesus christ, putting an actual sharp knife into the dishwasher is a fucking crime. It’s like a sandblaster in there, it will ruin the edge instantly. It’s incredibly fucking stupid, like taking an impossible ad sale contract that requires you to drive your readship away with autoplay video ads, and then firing the… Read more
10/30/19
12:10 PM
318
10/29/19
12:27 PM
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I’d go back and strangle Zuck in the crib. : P
10/23/19
10:29 AM
23
I didn’t think you could get mono from a ghost, but I guess “Unchained Melody” really is a special song.
10/22/19
11:32 PM
2
My state is going fully legal the first of the year. Although I’m middle aged I have never bought weed in my life (and have only used it a few times). But I want to embrace this new habit. I’m just wondering how it will feel to walk into a dispensary and ask for some of this stuff with a straight face. I’m not… Read more
10/22/19
8:17 PM
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When I was just coming into my pot smoking years and also living in Alaska, we used to get “Matanuska Thunder Fuck.” To paraphrase Douglas Adams, that shit was like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
10/22/19
3:56 PM
36
It’s a term looking for a sexual position to describe.
10/22/19
3:50 PM
69
I used to play bass for Alaskan Thunder Fuck
10/22/19
1:23 PM
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“And I’ve got news for ya’. I haven’t been wasting my life. I’m very fulfilled with what I do. This is important. People need to relax and I help facilitate that, and without me and my hobby expertise, the nation would delve into madness. Didja think about that? I’m the only one holding you back from the ledge. Oh ‘I… Read more
10/21/19
11:17 PM
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10/21/19
3:31 PM
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“It takes you back to being a kid: You’re out there, you’re sloshing around and your shoes are full of water and mud,” Richard Sherman said. “It’s still a kid’s game at the end of the day.” Read more
10/11/19
2:59 PM
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Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.
10/8/19
5:37 AM
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I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns.