Fuck yourself in the face with a lit blowtorch.
Jesus christ, putting an actual sharp knife into the dishwasher is a fucking crime. It’s like a sandblaster in there, it will ruin the edge instantly. It’s incredibly fucking stupid, like taking an impossible ad sale contract that requires you to drive your readship away with autoplay video ads, and then firing the… Read more
My state is going fully legal the first of the year. Although I’m middle aged I have never bought weed in my life (and have only used it a few times). But I want to embrace this new habit. I’m just wondering how it will feel to walk into a dispensary and ask for some of this stuff with a straight face. I’m not… Read more
When I was just coming into my pot smoking years and also living in Alaska, we used to get “Matanuska Thunder Fuck.” To paraphrase Douglas Adams, that shit was like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
I used to play bass for Alaskan Thunder Fuck
“And I’ve got news for ya’. I haven’t been wasting my life. I’m very fulfilled with what I do. This is important. People need to relax and I help facilitate that, and without me and my hobby expertise, the nation would delve into madness. Didja think about that? I’m the only one holding you back from the ledge. Oh ‘I… Read more