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Dec 3
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A Peloton bike? But she doesnt even live in a pied-à-terre!!

Dec 3
3

The same reason the Soviet spys on The Americans didn’t. Speaking English like Yakov Smirnoff would generally be bad for their business.

Nov 1
8

Deadspin has been a part of my life for 13 years,which is longer than any of my 3 kids have been alive. Read more

Nov 1
1

Please tell me you’re not Len Wiseman? 

Oct 30
16

The omission of Sour Patch Kids from this list is a travesty on the level of putting auto-play video ads on every fucking page of your website.

Oct 30
4

If Bryce doesn’t make the Hall, there’ll be 50 shithead Nats fans camped outside his house and taunting him for it until they die. Read more

Oct 29
14

If you had a time machine, would you go back and kill Baby Internet? 

Oct 23
1

and for the first time today, the fucking Farmers Insurance ad isn’t the most annoying video on the page. 

Oct 11
1

It’s “circular logic” to say that beating a group of teams that are a combined 4-16 doesn’t prove you’re good? Read more

Oct 11
1

They’ll always be Team Walgreen’s to me

Oct 11
29

Beating the current versions of the Jets, Giants, Bengals. and Titans doesnt give you much street cred

Oct 10
19

With Wednesday’s victory, the Cardinals’ strange and brief tenure as the lesser of two evils in a series has thankfully come to a close