I believe it’s one of Newton’s laws that the Lions will always return to their normal state of being the Lions no matter how competent they may seem for a short time.

This is all the more sad when I remember I turned fucking THIRTY in 2005. 

I’m honestly a little disappointed in your lack of vampire-themed activities, Drew.

Gotta keep your head on a swivel!

+1 liberal arts degree

Or when they loudly proclaimed that Max Scherzer did nothing wrong when he signed with the Nats for more money. 

To this day people still mispronounce my god damn last name because of Tim TUFF-EL

For the love of God, put a damn age cap on public office that you can’t seek election/re-election after the age of like 75. (I’d be in favor of 70 tbqh to eliminate any more Trump type scenarios where the dementia sets in earlier)

this may be an actually feasible use for phrenology

you will remain writing for “ classic” publishers like Deadspin....because my Latino friend, your goals are Venezuela...if you get my drift...

Deadspin used to be a favorite location for interesting reading. NOT WITH YOU writing and using your language.

wait until you actually see it and find out that the hero was a billionaire “philanthropist” who can kick a little ass on the side named “Beff Jezos”

It’s the NFL that’s old, and it’s going to parade old to us all year—all the while calling two-year-old game replays “classics” on NFL Network

I grew up in Michigan but moved to the East Coast right before high school. Every once in a while I think I find a kindred spirit, transplanted Michigander, Army/Ford Motor Co brat wearing a Tiger hat like me but like 90% of the time it’s just some guy named like “Deuce”

The worst Rams QB performance since Joe Pendleton

its the same population that supports them in large numbers in every election. Fealty to the rich and powerful so long as they say the right things and show reverence towards the same hollow symbols.

But mah fantasy team!!!!!

Doesn’t Marchman now live in Philly? Not that this in any way redeems the City or it’s chode-tastic fanbase mind you.

The negative exchange rate has hit Canada harder that I thought.

Pepperidge Farms Dismembers.