Ain’t no laws when.... you’re on the Bengals roster? 

THE RAIDERS ARE COMING

Bart Fried

I’m pretty sure that’s a lyric in about 78% of all country music songs.

There’s a greater than 0% chance that Elway thought he was signing Shane Falco. 

Funny how she only became a “Russian asset” after lighting up Harris at the debate. If that’s not right out of the HRC campaign playbook, I dont know what is?

The Bills IIRC

“And Suzy died so bravely, filming the very tsunami that took her from us”

I think you ‘d want to at least wait for the post-debate bumps in polls and donations. Although most of these outside of maybe Gabbard and Castro, are probably already toast.

Gabbard’s polling % doesnt make any of what she called Harris out on untrue. Not sure how Harris handled it “perfectly adequately” either as she basically just got in a huff and didn’t offer any kind of tangible retort.

I went to a Lions/Bills game in Detroit about 4 seasons ago (the one where Jim fucking Schwartz got carried out on the Bills players’ shoulders) and was amazed by the number of Bills fans who drove all the way to Detroit and were treating it like they were on some kind of vacation.

No. See the Raiders WYTS

BOTH SIDES!

Nope. Just 34. And they only had SIX at the start of the 4th quarter!

LeSean McCoy is still running

Jeff Fisher actually made it to a Super Bowl

I’m a Lions fan who has now lived in the Philadelphia area for over 20 years. The last time the Lions played here (in the middle of a fucking blizzard in 2013) the Eagles fans in the section I was sitting in didn’t bother to even heckle me, THEY BOUGHT ME A SYMPATHY BEER

“This Nate Peterman is growing on me. Oh, my neck is one gargantuan monkey fist.”

Rat bag!

“See, madness, as you know, is like gravity: all it takes is a little push.”