“This team blows.”

you are not a tigre, you are a cat!

An Extremely Goofy Movie

My brother in law is a Jets fan.  Talk about a guy who makes poor life choices. 

I’d assume it’s unintentional although probably somewhat careless. You’d think they’d circled the waste size on those orders and wrote “LOL” and then gave them a diet bar by the “Twitter outrage.” 

I, for one, was looking forward to paying for fresh Mets coverage from The Pathetic

The 49ers offense looks like the bench players on a 20 team fantasy league roster

Christ. When you guys said you were going to get us back for copying The Office, I thought you’d have aimed a little higher.

“Let’s cut to the chase. This is a good deal for Calgary,”

The Cardinals are the Lions with a Super Bowl appearance. 

“Uh, yeah, let me talk to Jerry and Bob about that,” appears to be a common refrain for Goodell:

Did Grimes mean inclined up or inclined down?

the fact that you passed on Sanders in the draft to take Tony Mandarich should outweigh any positive feelings from that playoff game. 

He literally should be knighted for this alone.

Herman Moore and Johnny Morton were pretty solid pro bowl level WR’s. Outside of that the Lions offense, especially the O-line with the exception of maybe like Lomas Brown, was shit for most of his career.

Now do Taylor Hall trying to escape New Jersey....

that’s amazing. 

Not sure what they’re thinking remaking all of the animal tales in a photo-realistic style?

Bigfoot is awful low for a guy with his own series of erotica