seems like a false flag IMO

Never understood why fans in basketball aren’t partitioned off from the field/court/players as they are in every other sport? Seems like an easily avoidable incident if you don’t have spectators sitting right on top of live game play.

I run regularly on the trails in and around Philly. I once had a guy on a bike buzz past me and look back and mouth something to me with the word “asshole” in it. (I had headphones on, but was clearly as far right as possible at the time)

Fuck. I’m Vacation Dad.

There’s a feeling comes a-stealing
And it sets my brain a-reeling
When I’m list’ning to the music in my economy class
Any tune like “Yankee Doodle”
Simply sets me off my noodle
It’s that patriotic something
And I no longer have feeling in my ass...

How the fuck are the Raptors only +225 to win the series? I wouldn’t lay a goddamn dime on them for less than +400.

The outfield could go forever, in theory. Of course, no outfield goes forever…

Tonight it was hard, so I’m happy about that,

Only way to find out for sure is to take a sip.

I mean, do I get it in for a second before she drowns me in the pool?

So we have a young, non-Canadian player who just beat Canada’s national team for a championship, and is now blowing off the NHL scouting combine to party his way around his home country for a week.

He took the hypocritic oath.  

New Zealand Breaker you say?

Rodman is accused of randomly turning on an acquaintance named Jeff Soulouque mid-party and just slapping him right across the face

I called Hersey Hawkins “Hershey” for like a good 7-8 years of my youth. No one ever corrected me. 

Does the data happen to show a large migration of rats from the NYC area to Washington DC in or around early 2017?

He’s the Dorian Gray of the NHL. Take a good look at him. Now imagine what the fucking painting looks like. 

wait, so my local weatherman is in Kevin Durant’s pocket?

Mr. Magary’s Mighty Mayo Menagerie?

All hail Aaron the Broken!