As a Lions fan all I can recall about William White (other than the alliterative name recognition) is him getting absolutely torched in the NFC Championship vs the Redskins by like Gary Clark

College basketball head coaching suffers from what we call the “BMW Paradox.” We’re not sure whether you have to be a raging asshole to acquire that position, or if you just morph into a raging asshole after you acquire it?

ESPN 30 for 30 presents: Three Tugs and a Cloud of Dust: The Manipulation of Robert Kraft 

I admittedly only start following college hoops each year on or about March 1st so go easy on me here, but is the Big East really that bad this year that their conference champion, and team who’s won 2 of the last 3 National Championships, only warranted a #6 seed? I mean Wofford (WOFFORD!) got a #7.

It floors me that McDavid and Eichel re-upped for as long as they did with these moribund franchises. At some point, the front offices should’ve had to prove it to these guys that they knew what the hell they were doing since they’ve both been dogshit for most of the last decade at this point.

Do you even bridge, bro???

Missed opportunity for the fabled “GPS dong” if instead of doubling back at mile 11 you just kept going straight up to Buck Rd and then hung a right.

It’s a good thing he wasn’t showing any cognitive dysfunction last year or anything

She’s a bit of a nut. Dare question anything an Isles beat guy says about them on Twitter and she’ll @ you in under 30 seconds

Based on my experience playing in YMCA Over-40 leagues I can say that Tractor Trailer could still currently take like 80% of those guys regardless.

Got the 8 qt DUO about 2 weeks ago on Amazon for $100 and it’s been awesome! The list of shit you can make and make well in these is mind-blowing!

Got the 8 qt DUO about 2 weeks ago on Amazon for $100 and it’s been awesome! The list of shit you can make and make…

“That’s Okogie folks. You can’t spell it without the O and the K..or the other O and the G and I and E...and I don’t know where the fuck I’m going with this analogy for a great defensive play...”

Can’t wait to sewer this signing takes Argos. 

Can’t you like take a party ferry to the game? It’s fucking Florida, you can’t walk 10 feet without finding a watercraft with alcohol.

The Panthers immediately reached out to Kate Beckinsale to see if she wanted her turn for a ride.

Bad week to be a cougar

although Drew and I have never been seen in the same room, I’m much smaller and far dopier than he is. 

this scenario would bring me great joy, and also win me a lot of money.

This is...not true. Not even remotely.

At this point just make the Pro Bowl virtual and have these guys just assume their own identities in a game of Madden and play it out that way. You completely remove the risk of injury (outside of Nintendo thumb maybe?) and at least the effort would be there.