“Fuck. She means us, doesnt she?”

Yeah I mean sure that tuxedo is tacky as all hell but calling it an “accident” seems a bit harsh IMO

Hey man, if you want to emulate the players go buy a fucking jersey. 

It’s over 140 miles (2 and 1/2 hours drive) from Vancouver and they dont really share a TV market due to the international border. The Canucks would be hard pressed to claim territorial infringement here.  

and Tourette’s

1. Good job by Jim Bob Cooter to continue to call plays with long drop backs even with Stafford running for his life most of the day and the Lions somehow inexplicably having a chance to go ahead midway through the 4th quarter.

I’m just going to assume this article sat in the copy editor’s inbox for like 13 years?

+1 midi version of The Girl from Ipianema

Christ, this is like trying to vote for which Legion of Doom member has the most repressed sexuality. 

So then it’s a question of whether or not you think the low man wins.

At this point I’d be all in favor of just cancelling the remaining 6 weeks of the season and letting the Chiefs, Rams, and Saints play a round robin, double elimination tournament of some kind to decide the winner.

Five Kinja accounts is normal. Find a new slant. 

This team is trending very close to “halcyon days” and “Jim Caldwell” being used in the same sentence

and somehow St. Joe’s has a worse bird mascot than the Friends Select School. (yes, he’s the one that looks to be made of felt and your grandmother’s old sweaters on the right)

like most Penn students he wouldn’t be caught dead east of the Schuylkill River.

Blue head behind tennis ball guy is Drexel’s dragon mascot. The abomination between Swoop and Villanova’s cat is the snake with arms and legs mascot that the Union unleashed on the world this summer.

I thought Drew had prima nocta on all Vikings-related profanity content?

yes, thats exactly why it was mentioned in paragraph 5. But hey, atleast you got “first!!”

he got to his seats about a half-hour before kickoff, only to discover a piece of shit in the row in front of him

Might’ve been funnier had his team not been soundly beaten by the Posture Nazi’s two weeks ago