Wasn’t letting him watch the rest of the game punishment enough? 

God dammit.

On the other hand, Pat’s Archery must be pretty stoked about all the free pub

Being Batman requires a shit ton of training, discipline, good judgment, and money. These assholes have none of that and just want to (sometimes) get a gun license, and shoot shit, er go The Punisher. 

That escalated quickly! 

As an aside “Suspicious Package” is now my porn name, and you can’t have it! 

Most overrated holiday for adults: Halloween, New Year’s Eve, or St. Patrick’s Day?

Is it ever appropriate as a hockey fan to wear a bench clearer? Asking for a friend.

Once she allegedly spoiled the character’s death it should’ve been immediately rewritten to have her die in literally the dumbest way possible, like choking on a shrimp, falling in a full bathtub with a hairdryer, or being run over by a Trump campaign bus. 

Asked if the allegation seems credible, Doroshov gave a long sigh.

“Did someone’s phone just vibrate?”

I’ve heard of this UK hockey league a handfull of times over the years now and each time it’s always something involving the Belfast Giants.

Pan him all you like, the guy’s ricotta hell of a shot

Your move, Ohio. 

WHO RUINED SHORT SHORTS?!?!?!?

According to Finnish news service MTV,

What part of the day does he reserve for thwarting terror plots?

Like a rose that grows in a crack in the sidewalk, he’s too beautiful for this world. 

DON’T RECORD ME DOING A RACISM!!!!

Detroit Hock City