The Texans always remind me of a team that should’ve been playing the Miami Sharks in Any Given Sunday, as opposed to an actual NFL franchise. It’s like they wouldnt pay to use the actual trademarks and quickly whipped a generic identity and uniform out of ClipArt in order to get under budget for the film. 

Iceman is strangely aroused.  

+1 non-refundable deposit

“I mean why would I want the pressure of going and playing for a contending team for the next two months? One who’s just under a 2 hour drive away and wouldn’t even necessitate my family having to relocate?”

And just 3 seasons ago, the Mets played the Royals in the World Series.

Two posts per week for $25 a month shakes out to about about $3.13 per blog

Ben McAdoo looks like the guy that takes your recently-divorced mother out on a date, and makes her pay.

UPDATE!

My Dad and I had tickets to the Lions’ 1992 Divisional Playoff game vs. Dallas. My mother went into labor early about 3 hours before kickoff and we missed the Lions only playoff victory in both my lifetime and my father’s.

This would be much better if he said he preferred like seagull or something.

as someone who attended both institutions, I’m giving you a star and calling you an a-hole behind your back! 

FAKE NEWS! This photo is actually from the Cowboys’ Breast Cancer Awareness Day self screening! NICE TRY, LIBTARDS!!

This is always my experience as well. We’ve started referring to them as “Blowe’s” and rarely buy anything there unless we know exactly what we’re looking for and where it is. 

Fuck Lance Armstrong! 

The Browns are your friend from high school who works at a hair salon but posts inspirational quotes from like Thoreau on Facebook.

No Gossamer?

as long as we know how much Odubel Hererra is paying for water each month, I’m fine with this. 

Phillies are fun to watch this year, even if the NL is shaping up to be MLB’s version of the Eastern Conference in the NBA. 

and even a frying pan, which was left at the scene and later dusted for fingerprints.

He’ll be left in a opium den with a fuckton of cash for the denmaster to take care of him.