Grown and learned = caught and forced to apologize/suffer consequences. 

Your “existence” is describing the way certain men feel about you?

Not sure if they “hate” women as much as they don’t see any utility in them beyond them being somewhere to stick their penis and/or have their children. I’ve found that sentiment among some friends/coworkers (who all of course are in terrible relationships or divorced SHOCKER!) and find it pretty repugnant. 

If it makes you feel any better, Drew, you’ll always be “Big Daddy Balls” to me. 

This is basically the same thing that happened to Norman Osborne, only if the Green Goblin was a racist, sexual assaulting dickwad who threw shitty pizza at people.

Reporter: “C’mon Dwight, nothing more wizard-y to say, like maybe how you were pulled into the abyss by a Balrog, but emerged triumphant?”

The Athletic: New York is about to get a shitload bigger.

What happens when Trump, after getting walloped in the 2020 election, refuses to relinquish power citing some unproven means of election fraud?

Is guesting on the Deadcast seen as an honor in the office? Or is it more of a short straw kinda thing? 

Which dystopian future movie is our most likely outcome of the current state of the World? The Day After Tomorrow, On The Beach, or Red Dawn (only a lot less cool)?

I honestly find their love of shitty, corporate pizza far more offensive than their wanton bigotry and loose grasp of the English language.

But in space no one can hear you scream. In the ocean, people can hear you go like “AAAGGHAHAHAHGGHHHAGGHAHA” or something with a lot of bubbles and stuff. Bubbles aren’t scary.

Mechanically speaking, there’s no substantive difference between asphyxiating immediately once you pop into space and drowning after treading water for a few hours,

“Slam Me for Saying That” is going to be the title of the world’s saddest and least read autobiography.

thought about that, but the problem you have now is that the Astros have made the AL very “west heavy” so in order to put POR in the AL West, you have to kick the White Sox or Royals into the East, (which I guess you could being that I have the Cubs in the NL East) but then the other new team CHA or MON has to then go…

those were the divisions they were in prior to 1994. Then again Atlanta was in the NL West at that time too, so maybe it’s just selective nostalgia on my part?

4 divisions of 8 teams probably makes the most sense. (assuming a CHA or MON and POR expansion)

We forced a bot to read thousands of dead letter responses. It..... initiated the launch codes.

Dareus allegedly told that woman that they had had sex, but she could not remember, and she was diagnosed with herpes later that week.

if you look at [Kentavious Caldwell-Pope] was a guy that is a tough defender and shooter