It’s funny because even the most Leftist, crunchy, Liberal elite gives the GOP voting base more credit than this, never thinking they’d believe this line of dumb bullshit. Yet, the GOP pols are out here trying to make Occam’s razor into a fucking spoon hoping their base eats it up.

Stolen valor IMO

Shouldn’t the Commissioner be subject to the same induction rules as the players? Seems wrong to have a sitting executive inducted in by the league he’s currently in charge of.

Uncle Drrrreeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww....

Today, he decided to go with NYC’s little-brother hockey team,

Who ARE these people?

59. Yard Sale

Anyone else just disappointed that it’s not called “Burger Czar” there?

I mean if he wants to view images of Elastigirl and Mr. Incredible banging the fuck out of one another they aren’t exactly difficult to find.

So in summation, Don Jr. is cutting corners and cheating on his lift but taking credit for complete success.

What terrible roll models!

It couldn’t have been us, we were trapped inside a Sears Portrait Studio with our dogs! See!

Not if you apply the Stupid Internet Feud Rate.

Amazing

In a just world Scott Pruitt will meet his demise at the hands of some endangered species or in an easily preventable environmental catastrophe.

nobody was in the two toilets as they were called to another realm.

Calling Tom Wison a “fool” is being too kind.

We arrived at work this morning to find this fantastic message, left by a caller in the Bay Area

Wait, is it just pitcher Ohtani on the DL? And can hitter Ohtani still hit? Yahoo Fantasy tells me that he’s two separate people at times.

This is obviously a result of prolonged exposure to Magary.