“Body control for late adjustments is adequate”

for your FYI

Regressing to the mean is a bitch

Jamie Lannister?

but it’s still potentially a good idea to not have thousands of fans in the danger zone.

The toy surprise in the bag is a handgun so that way you can end it all upon realizing that you just ate 3 lbs of children’s cereal marshmallows.

The toy surprise in the bag is a handgun so that way you can end it all upon realizing that you just ate 3 lbs of…

I feel like you should be awarded some kind of time subtraction for successfully taking a dump mid-race.

“blue collar”

So Kapler is a spitter, not a swallower. Got it.

He’s giving Ed Norton a real run for his money in the “Actors who’s characters you like, but who are raging assholes IRL” category.

Given the above, the GOP has now put 15 pandas on the ballots for the May primaries.

But what if he were a bombardier?

No, never. I assume these are mostly small people who take personal affront to every perceived slight transgression, and lash out at it. They blame anyone but themselves for their own failings. Ya know, the type of person who finds Trump to be a viable political choice, and who gets pulled in by Fox News’ anger…

You are real turd. You was hate Kentucky! You sound like a crybaby. Nobody even knows you. Too much hate coming from you.

+ 1 infield single

This will all end gloriously about 3 weeks from now with Kapler, upon getting booed during a pitching change, grabbing the PA mic and asking the crowd, “DO YOU EVEN LIFT, BRO??”

We’ll give partial credit because the Phillies were apparently playing the Rockies that day,

Gabe Kapler doesn’t strike me as a guy who has a good grasp of using the calculator app on his phone much less advanced analytics.

The Aristocrats!

Players aside (the Titans have had some greats as well) the franchise is imminently forgettable. Generic nickname and logo, bland uniforms, etc. They also were a relocation of a beloved franchise with a cool and unique look.