The OKC Thunder would like a word with you.

So I’ll reserve final judgment until I see the complete package.

The spectator was apparently yelling “get in the bunker” at him.

“FIFA would like to ask all attendants at today’s match do not try to voluntarily hydrate the African Players. Thank you.”

It’s a sad state of affairs when the Lions are the franchise in the city with the most positive outlook.

amazing the leverage that winning four Stanley Cups gives you.

And that’s all I want: to see this pulled off successfully in an NHL game.

According to Stapp, he was in an airport when Loria flagged him down and asked if he could record a song for the team. In exchange, Stapp would get free Marlins tickets for life,

Rainn is apparently the new voice of Lex Luthor

I thought that love affair ended when Vlad Sr went into the HoF as an Angel?

Travis, who once worked for Deadspin

“They stole our idea!”

Bad news. Goon stinks. Also, that wasn’t a chick. That was Sean William Scott.

My mind has just been blown that the Goon kid from The Mighty Ducks is now Foggy Nelson from Daredevil on Netflix.

DeShaun Watson may be the only person in America to have a worse back up than Donald Trump.

“Who?”

“FUCK!”

this just means that Betsy Devos is in his spank bank now. No biggie.

Serve spreadable butter at the table, you goddamn savages!