Put a 5-foot-9, 175-pound AHL goon against a 6-foot-5, 235-pound counterpart, and who do you think will usually come out on top?

Thought he was great. Still confused how he scored lower than the Canadian skater who looks like Guy Smiley that kept wiping out?

“Maybe if they pulled their pants up, they wouldnt catch so much wind!”

Pence was SUPER into U2

Moms: Florida? Well allow me to SEC my ass outta here...

Sidney Crosby!

I can’t tell where Drew ends and the cabinets start.

It’s like someone said “I really want to play deck hockey, but like on ice”

When Burneko and I smoked meat in Georgia

What are these “net points” you speak of?

or Tobias Harris becomes a star

Margraves: “Your Honor, can you grant me 5 minutes alone in a locked room with this...demon?” 

The Thirst Order?

Myers took Roth and I out onto the Lake Minnetonka ice to drill some manly iceholes

Patriots (-5.5) 38, Eagles 7. 

I dont think the Eagles really stand a chance against Bama

The Legend of Teabagger Vance

sounds to me like your league is ripe for a DISRUPT

Your league manager is apparently a dope. Websites (CBS, Yahoo, etc.) have had the ability to only lock in each game (or set of games) an hour before their individual kickoff for years.