I first read this as you were hanging out with two other women and the loser of their game had to go down on the other one, and I was prepared to give you the HIGHEST of fives.

the “Wet Dream Team” had names on the backs of their jerseys like “Knee Grow”

Plugged or unplugged, it’s still shitty arena rock!

the most extreme act by anyone was involved was us having to use our Getty Premium subscription to use the photo of the city skyline in our post.

Ah, the old ‘where you were born sucks worse!” defense.

Frank Dux also claims to have been there, and to have kicked everyone’s ass.

Well Dom, hopefully for you this prediction goes better than Barry’s Saints take from early in the season

This Is Us

Director: “Ok which one of you guys is really good at falling down and acting injured?”

Hey Dad, I want to start a business making shirts for Cam from Modern Family. 

Turns out, it was all a scam.

The worst return to a home island since Theon Greyjoy.

I’m a latke starter, twisted latke starter
I’m the bitch you hated, filth infatuated
Yeah! I’m the pain you tasted, fell intoxicated

All these dudes after the same woman like this? Christ, talk about running the sausage gauntlet.

Yup, because the sports programming bubble is looking completely healthy long term, and is showing no signs whatsoever of bursting.

Well assuming they act rationally and plan on employing a pitching staff with an ERA under 5.00, then I would say “no.”

Things will get interesting once guys like Judge, Bird, and Sanchez start coming up to salary arbitration and then potential free agency. They were all making literal peanuts last year. ($550K or so each I believe).

Sorry Warren. This isn’t the Haskell Invitational.

This would explain why these things are selling like hotcakes!