They just look like some generic “Team Ohio” to me. At least the bug had some personality. This current thing is just the state flag in the shape of a C slapped on a tired navy and red uniform template. It’s like “Oklahoma City Thunder or “Washington Generals” levels of blandness.

Not yet, but at some point in this dystopian hell we’re living in, I’m fully expecting Amazon to start shipping mail order brides.

This is how I’ve felt about Columbus for the last 17 years.

At least the one thing we can all agree on is that people who wear jerseys are the fucking worst.

if you’ll allow me to get way ahead of myself for a moment—will be included in retrospective highlight reels after Wentz retires an Eagles legend.

SHAME ON!

Pro tip: Things that give off heat are also enjoyable to be around when it’s cool out!

Maybe you like to use a square from a chocolate bar. It’s none of my business. We had chocolate chips, and I used ‘em

What a country!

Still having a better night than Ken Giles

I’d tell you just to grow a damn beard, Drew. But you scream “the guy who looks like he glued pubes to his face” type.

“Our free-range beef is fed only the finest local Brooklyn-grown grasses that are soaked in the tears and anguish of the USMNT.”

“But her emails!”

You’re right. I said conservatively but more or less meant “best case” as in maybe she owns the shop.

So she’s a florist pulling down let’s say conservatively $50K a year. Plus the $77K in support for two kids. Hell, let’s even round up to $130K annually for her, and he thought she was going to be able to afford a $925K house?

I feel like sitting on the flag is only the second most egregious thing in this photo.

in a grim sense this was just Aaron Rodgers’s turn. But he’s also the latest reminder that this can’t be stopped.

What’s the time marker for where you talk about the weather machine??

Probably a paid troublemaker!

Trader Joe’s. Trader Joe’s is by far the fucking worst, especially if it’s in a city. Always crowded, a bunch of dipshits picking through ingredients like they’re on Top Chef, and that fucking bell that rings every 30 seconds. I like most of their stuff there but would give up one of my children to never have to shop…