*eats Snickers*

Sadly, being the 4th or 5th most popular sport in the country means there isn’t as much as outrage about this bed-shitting of epic proportions, and it also means you’re never getting most of your best athletes playing the sport competitively.

Is there any precedent of an NBA big man being injured often early on in his career and then going on to success later?

Take that, Globalists!

You really think he’d ask John Kelly to come back?

And given the office he currently occupies, that seems to be affirmed.

take my star....kist

That’s a nice case for MVP you got there, Aaron Judge.

The Priest’s reassuring pat on the back says “everything will be OK.” But the look in his eyes says he probably had the Bucs + the 4.5.

I call bullshit! Neither of them ever ONCE tell me during a telecast who were linemates on the 2011 Sarnia Sting, or who played a “grinder role” for Ed Gosek at Oswego State!

I’ve woken up nearly every morning for 10 months saying the same thing.

I’m convinced no team ever actually signs Robin Lopez. He just sort of metastasizes onto your roster when your win expectancy is less than 35 games.

Today’s forecast: 69 and windy with a 90% chance of pink eye

Man, if I had a dollar bill for every time I’ve heard that I’d....

The Quicker Fucker Upper

The man who filmed the video, who was driving for a car app at the time, says the guy in the truck was Embiid’s trainer.

Working title of the film is 30 Seconds to Parse

More like The Košice Piece Marathon 

Cars serve a primary function besides death/injury. Guns...not so much.

your name is “Needle Dick!”