Would the collision at the end be considered “furriendly fire?”

+1 Captain Winky

Joey Harrington actually came back and beat the Lions in a nationally-televised game on Thanksgiving Day.

I mean maybe if the Canadians set up a large goal out in center field this might be correct, but other than that this is as wrong as putting maple syrup on your goddamn ham!

I don’t get the fucking attraction for this thing at all. It’s the equivalent of watching the Olympic decathlon gold medalist run a fucking sprint against Usain Bolt.

Not all heroes wear capes.

“Sanchez is going to wear it,” Pedro Martinez said. “Cheap shots will stay around the league for ever.”

The only thing she’s ever blown is a 28-3 lead.

Arena Financing: Because if you assholes don’t pay for it. Some other group of assholes will.

No matter how many times I hear it when they say “Dirk Koetter” on TV I always hear “Turd Cutter”

Hazelnuts and all hazelnut products should be cast into the fiery depths of Hell where they are forced to ingest witch hazel and listen to Sister Hazel.

When it’s time to be clutch, Kirk folds like a 19th century handmaiden.

“I resemble that remark”

We need like a Battle of the Network Stars type competition of the entire Gawker staff to determine the validity of this statement. Filmed of course and commentated by Chris Kluwe.

unless he’s in PA, WI, MI, or another swing state it didn’t matter. It’s not like NY going even further blue would’ve had an impact on the outcome

“I’m really happy for him. I think he deserves to be that golden child,”

to a wrestler dressed up as a Confederate statue.

Seriously. Gendry is fucking back on screen and you’re risking listening to someone wanting to extend the warranty on your 1991 Buick LeSabre.

You’re free to have whatever backwards, stupid opinions you like. You just also have to deal with criticism of those ideas and the consequences of voicing them in public.