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It really is an odd thing. Listening to sports talk radio in the city, you’d think the Sixers were the Wolves, with their gelling core of young stars who just added a legit scoring threat to compliment them.

Altuve jockeying for position in MVP Race

My reaction was more like “Colleen Wing NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!”

I look forward to the forthcoming knee-jerk reaction trade for Justin Verlander.

Perhaps if Turner was more focused on baseball instead of trying to fuck Brienne of Tarth their winning streak would still be in tact.

Shit did get really expensive once you developed metallurgy though.

Never fuck with anyone who tucks their t-shirt into their shorts.

Give that poor guy a break. Working as a Female Body Inspector can be pretty stressful.

You’ve really got to stop trying to fuck Cousins like that.

I don’t know about you guys but I know I’ll sleep better at night knowing that I still have a choice of where I can spend my daily WNBA fantasy dollars.

+1 animal cracker on your belly button

If your 4 year old is a boy, and he actually wears his underwear, then consider yourself lucky.

THE CAMERAS DIDN’T STOP RECORDING WHEN THE LINE JUDGE ASKED TO SEE HIS UNDERWEAR. YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT...

“That’s not an all-white rule...”

Let’s look at the sequence of events here:

I got a free Slurpee in Camden yesterday. Close enough?

There’s always the hope though, that you’re in a VW Beatle, and you’ll just slowly float to Windsor.

Ward.

If Pitbull buys in, will he make the Marlins all wear women’s jerseys too?

Although the City of Philadelphia did replace last summer’s dumpster pools with a large dumpster fire, open now through early October at Citizen’s Bank Park.