only if you’re talking about soothing anal fissures.

he could face the scummiest, most vile opponent, who cheats to win in the most obvious ways and with outside interference, and the people will still refuse to support the Progressive Liberal.

*shoots Dan Richards*

“Now usually I’m against bringing guns into a school but...”

You’re WAY overestimating Appalachia.

Jeremy Jacobs should be forced to slide down a giant razorblade into a pool of rubbing alcohol. Outside of that I have no issue with any of the rest of them getting in.

I’ve recently discovered that I enjoy putting ice cubes in milk. Am I a monster?

that sounds undesirable...

I mean, I don’t let him do it and laugh about it. Getting licked by a cat is not enjoyable. It’s like having someone rub wet sandpaper on you. He just jumps on me like a fiend and starts sniffing the spot. I usually shoo him away, but he’s a persistent little shit....

I dont know, Patrick. Rocky held his own against Thunderlips, so there’s always a chance!

My cat likes to eat used q-tips out of the bathroom garbage. He’s also obsessed with licking icy hot off me when I have to use it.

The team name is a bit disappointing however. I was really hoping this would be more like softball and they were called like “BAC United” or something.

Mule season? You never stop drinking mules, dammit!

Mule season? You never stop drinking mules, dammit!

I look forward to the inevitable C&D letter from Pixar

Not to mention for them KEEPING the team as well. If Bettman doesnt step in and block Jim Balsillie from buying them, that team is playing in Hamilton right now.

Tim Howard robotically, yet awesomely mows the league like a lawn and counts every blade of grass.

or in the bedroom. You ain’t invisible, I can see dat ass!

Big fucking deal. The NFL champ does that every year!

all of the “name rings” are the same size I believe. They’d just shift them up one.

Sidney, you’re doing it wrong!