+ 1 side of lobster mac

Only the fucking Penguins...

No. Where the athlete played their sport prior to going professional, be it college or juniors, is at least somewhat relevant.

SINCE A CANADIAN TEAM WON’T WIN THE CUP FOR NOW THE 24TH STRAIGHT SEASON, LET US GO TO GREAT LENGTHS TO REMIND YOU THAT THE MAJORITY OF THE PENS ROSTER IS COMPOSED OF CANADIANS. SO WE WILL NOW TELL YOU THE HOMETOWN OF EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM. PLUS, “KELOWNA” IS FUN TO SAY.

Old white guy: Act like you’ve been there before!!

Good thing he was awn his game.

there’s an uncovered manhole with your name on it!

meanwhile, I now live in a suburban subdivision where people will literally DRIVE to the fucking mailbox at the end of the cul-de-sac

ESPN: Because what the fuck else is your doctor’s office/gym/barber/laundromat going to put on the TV?

as long as Bartolo Colon is still pitching, this is entirely possible.

Sorry, we were too fuckin’ busy defeating Hitler to strike everyone out!

IT DOESN’T EVEN SNOW THERE!!!!!

Funny, I expected Pillar to be a bit more salty.

say what you want, but there’s something to be said for not blindly supporting a team. Yes, the Canadian teams sell out every damn game practically. Yet their ownership has very little incentive to improve. If I can put a mediocre product on the ice and still have a jersey-clad fanatic in every seat, why change? So…

If Pabst Blue Ribbon were a person....

Lavezzi added that he promised to be more “Goal oriented” in the coming season.

“So you want to have a party right in our backyard but we’re not invited? Cool.”

Cardinals’ feed—which showed the fan’s attempt to, uh, support the Marlins—would be edited to remove the gesture before the game reached the archives.

I mean sure my wife just lays there real still like, and after her psoriasis her skin’s a little tough, and due to poor personal hygiene it evokes a sense of the ocean down there, but if you think I’m the kind of guy who gets off fucking a sh...oohh.... ohh god!