Please tell me that “Massen” is Todd Gill’s kid....

Just when you thought Representatives were the only Congress people to shit the bed yesterday....

IMO it’s never really about how workable or enforceable these bans are. The teams will gladly take your money again, however if you act up in any way, shape, or form and you get ID’d, then you go right to jail for criminal trespass. So the teams make out by getting their money but also, assuming they have a brain, now…

Or the better question:

I give the Hollister twins about two days worth of exposure to Gronk before they’re Eiffel Towering a hooker named “Esmerelda” in Dorchester.

Chincey, fluke goal. but seeing as how I loathe the Rangers with every fiber of my being it is right and just and good,

what else are you gonna protect this house in?

Wee Are

THE FUCK ARE YOU POINTING AT?????

That’s an organization who won’t hire a non-francophone coach. You can imagine how they reacted to having a black player who was at times outspoken and actually showed personality.

Scouts say he has a real strong plate presents

Yes, he’s the 266th Pope, which is incidentally the same number of times that Brady Hoke forgot his locker combination during his UM tenure.

“There’s no ‘can’t’ in ‘Vatican,’ am I right your Holiness?”

even cable carriers who are quite aware of just how much their industry looks right now the way newspapering did 15 years ago.

ESPN officially hates hockey

Barry Melrose is an odd hill to die on.

Pierre LeBrun too.

I picture him sadly tweeting this while standing outside of the Cowboys’ HQ in the rain.

despite their ages, he and Brees seem like they could still really be a couple of ..uhh... lethal weapons?

Be wary of anyone whom 1980's era Sports Blooper VHS tapes refer to as “wacky.”