Hold the show! That noose around your neck is a no go!

Neither of them were acquisitions. Both were drafted by the Phils.

Fuck!

Counter point: Bylsma is a terrible coach who couldn’t win with Crosby/Malkin (he only came in at the end of 2009). And Tim Murray gave up actual assets for Evander Kane, and signed Matt Moulson in free agency.

The Aristocrats!

Sun Belt 1

Mel Gibson was at the game last night. I wonder who he blames for this?

Where does he think he lives? Some kind of dream land?

“It’s coming from the condos across the lake”

last relevant in 2005?

He’s a well-rounded kid. Probably just taking a break from being so good with the cyber.

I mean I find Steve Urkel as fucking hilarious as the next guy, but this seems like a really lame reason to avoid going to the White House.

+ 1,000,000

Some angry Bruins fans threw trash onto the ice

that’s YouDee, the Delaware Fightin’ Blue Hens mascot.

If you’re the type of human being who still listens to mid-day sports talk radio, this is probably a valid question. As would be “Should I try leaving the house without my helmet again?”

“When Canada sends its people, they’re not sending their best.” “They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people like Tom Wilson, and Cody McLeod. They’re bringing cheapshots. They’re bringing fights. They’re goons. And some, I assume, are good people.”

am I the only one who imagines Brady refusing to eat black-out curtains anytime they read “night shades?”

If I give Canadians credit for anything is that they support their damn teams no matter how shitty they are. Now sometimes it’s to a fault because then their ownership has no true incentive to put a better product on the ice, so you get teams being irrelevant for a decade and no Cups going north of the border since…