Is it bad that for just a moment I considered sex with a woman who killed her own daughter and killing hot taek, neo-con Barbie?

dying.... or not.

“It’s a caricature!” shouts the caricature.

Quebec Nordiques

I always thought hamburgers should be called “hot cats.” Seems fair.

True Story. My 84 year old grandfather dies a few years back. As we’re cleaning out his house I come across his cabinet of VHS tapes. I find a bunch of these old sports blooper tapes from his old Sports Illustrated subscriptions or whatever. Only it’s just the cases. Inside the cases were not the tapes they belonged…

U.S. would host 60 of those matches (with Mexico and Canada hosting 10 each, and none from the quarterfinals onward),

the fuck does Tom Bergeron have to do with this?

I look forward to HamNo’s article tomorrow about the passenger’s lack of sit-ups and how they contributed to this mess.

Not sure you got many Protestants out of Italy, Ireland, and Croatia.

“I like the cut of this guy’s jib”

Commentariat: High!

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funny, JV will again be pleading “Kate c’mon, please let me in” in about 6 months after taking their vows.

To be fair, Matilda Rapaport’s grandpa cried when she got taken by the Avalanche too.  

I mean if you’re going to Snapchat yourself doing a bump of coke at least have the presence of mind to use the whimsical dog filter.

Just as long as he didnt want #22, the number of the jersey on Waldman’s vibrator.

Piscotty doesn’t know?

Even my wife was like “this is totally going to be on Deadspin tomorrow”

No, no I said “Congratulations on your ween.” Those all white capri pants leave NOTHING to the imagination!