These colors don’t run!

Game called!

Cherries and urban blight mostly.

What? No mention of ole’ Bob Kraft taking Air Force One from Florida to DC with the Cheetoh in Chief yesterday, and then turning up later at the White House? Then BAM! Brady’s jersey has suddenly been located.

Shorten the games to 40 minutes. That’s basically like 13-14 less games a season right there.

I mean who DOESN’T want to fuck a Nordic person?

I fucking hate it when white people appropriate Irish culture!

“Santacin” sounds like a topical powder you put on your genitals to soothe the burning sensation that comes after hooking up at SantaCon.

Same assholes, different color underwear.

again, read what I just wrote. Look at the history of violence and corruption within the Christian religion. Look at them trying to jam their beliefs down the throats of collective populations of non-Christians in the US and elsewhere. I’d rather have to deal with a country full of pagans/druids/wiccans, who…

Well the people worshiping trees don’t tend to threaten me with spending eternity in a boiling lake, so yeah kind of...

At this very moment, people who woke up in economy hotels this morning are questioning a lot of things about the world.

Patrick claimed he had a vision that told him to bring Christianity to the Irish people, who were predominantly pagan and druidic at the time,

If there’s one thing I associate with sepia toned photography, it’s ass cancer.

I really thought this was going to be about Harbaugh coming out with a line of pleated khaki’s you can wear to the gym and do squat work in.

The Suns can’t be tanking. They don’t even have a white dwarf on their roster.

the fucked up part about this was that both Roy and Vernon were CLEARLY “third men in” to their respective brawls (before fighting each other) but the referees let them immediately go back into the game.

This would be like if after seeing his parents gunned down in an alley, Bruce Wayne grew up to become a prominent NRA advocate.

“I feel like people don’t take you seriously, and sometimes I don’t take myself seriously either because I’m walking around saying I’m one thing, but I look like I’m something else,”