ONCE AGAIN, ZEKE ELLIOTT BLOWING THE TOP OFF THE COVER TWO.

I tried looking for a “goaltender interference” analogy to work in, but I didn’t like the places it was taking me.

Ridley, mostly white, blue collar neighborhoods down near the airport. CB West, upper middle class, affluent neighborhoods in Bucks County. Rich kids taking it to the poor kids on the scoreboard. Poor kids lash out and use foul language. Get harsh penalties.

The world offers an almost unlimited supply of stupid people. While they’ve put in some stop gaps to alleviate the outright poaching of “fish,” there’s still plenty of people that want to go the “lottery ticket” route on these things.

That dog does a hell of a Sonny Bono impression.

a lot to chew on here.

“So I took off my hat, and said ‘imagine that.. wait, how much? shit I guess I’ll work for you’..”

Remember a few years back when Mario Lemieux went on a public whining fest/rant about the Islanders when they called up Michael Haley and Trevor Gillies for a game to basically retaliate against the Pens for a bunch of cheap shots in the prior game (the one where DiPietro got KTFO’d). Good times.

Downton Flabby

I too prefer my sustainably-farmed cod filets with a 20% markup and a side of casual racism.

“Kill hockey in the desert already! It’s not working!”

I heard Mike Zimmer wanted to convert him to fullback, but he was completely against the switch.

would you have preferred?

The Skins will totally have to call him back in when Veronica Corningstone falls into a pit with Alshon Jeffrey.

this first registered to me as “Wilbon screams.”

but not have to subject myself or wife to the glow of a 42 incher

More like Atlanta Divisive, amirite?

Is there a Hindi term for “Uncle Tom?”

It’s all fun and games until there’s a dick in your McNuggets.

I had the Phillie Phanatic sit on my lap on a hot July night. It was like being swallowed by a green, furry armpit.