D2: The Mighty Ducks made me hate Iceland, and that opinion is unwavering.

FTFY

This is literally the job requirements for Trump’s cabinet.

Great cheekbones will always experience violent opposition from mediocre minds...or something??

The City owns the Joe. Were they going to turn their own water off?

The Mets last World Championship was in ‘86, which is also an accurate description of the current state of Christie’s career.

yeah, not sure why he’s conflating “low income voters” with “workers in organized labor?”

increasing the strength of organized labor is, in all likelihood,the only way that regular people will have any hope of protecting themselves from the ongoing rise of inequality and collapse of the middle class during the Trump administration.

“Touch me and I’ll sue.”

This season has always felt kind of like a prelude to a Pens-Caps playoff showdown for the East,

What is this “trade” you speak of?

Has anyone questioned Dave Coulier?

Bribery is completely legal at Mar-a-Lago, Sir. And I never slice.

Chocolate ice cream emoji doesnt even get a cone! NICE ONE GENIUSES! Sad.

McCauley will now have his case reviewed by the NHL Department of Player Safety so they can assess whether or not he violated the NHL CBA and/or endangered players with his reckless display of personality.

The bear just confirmed that the cat is fucking dead.

Thou shall not use paragraphs.

I just assumed that was the complete working title of his memoir.

According to Forbes, the potential buyer is illiquid

Pretty sure the MLB CBA mandates that there must be at least one “Javier Lopez” in the league at all time.