If the tackle didn’t get her, eventually the cologne would have.

following a 911 call on October 31 in which his wife, Bianca Rivas, reported he was “drunk” and “going crazy.

Robots in disguise!

Nothing to see here. Just dropping this guy off.

“Me and Tom are on the same page,” Hogan said. 

Christ HamNo, you could wipe out half a daycare with a combination like that.

Every time I go to an NFL game I’m reminded that we’re long overdue for another World War.

Always remember to never fight from the low ground.

That sounds like a new McDonald’s menu option where you order a chicken sandwich but only get to watch the cashier stick his dick in it.

So this is Christmas
HamNo, what have you done?
Gawker is over
And Hulk Hogan won....

“Seriously. I find that comment extremely offensive!”

Animal test that shit, shampoo boy!!!

(w)oof

“You uh sure you didn’t forget to tell me something too, Coach?”

Tune in to ESPN at 8 PM EST on Saturday to see who gets his room in the Nissan® Heisman House!

Hello Darkness, my old friend....

Miss Mary thinks your list is bullshit. And also wants to know if you can spare $.50?

“Ah yes, having three #1 starters will make you unbeatable in the Playoffs.“

+1 Phil

Fine. We’ll give you $140 million for every Browns win this season.