Ascot guy: “I say old chap, they’re now selling discount free-range escargot. How garish! This is what Trump has wrought upon the proletariat! The scoundrel!”

Trump’s not draining the whole swamp. He’s just draining enough area for him and his cabinet to build their new headquarters.

It would be much funnier if we weren’t going to get sucked down with them.

Hinkie is someone who isn’t actually very smart but just does a lot of shit that he’s heard that smart people do so he can seem that way. The wardrobe thing was Einstein. The sand quote is taken from one of the famous astronomers, can’t recall who. He’s basically the Silicon Valley equivalent of your friend on…

Prior to children/marriage i’d straight up murder anyone who would dare touch anything on my dinner plate and so much as hearing someone else slurp pasta would make me gag. Now with 3 kids, 2 under the age of 4, I routinely eat things off the floor and “share” my non-adult beverages at meals. It changes you, man.

I would say it’s a combination of both, an apathetic base and one who had a a much more difficult time being able to vote.

LOL

You had me until “Touchdown Nelson Agholor!”

Not sure if you just like being pedantic or just lack reading comprehension but literally in the first paragraph:

While I agree with you on the angst and feeling of moral disgust that a Trump Presidency is going to cause, unless his administration starts dictating the terms by which you can treat your patients, I’m not sure how this isn’t just abandoning those you’ve made it your life’s work to help? Wouldn’t you want to at…

Is the opposite of the “race card” now the “Trump card?”

Gerard depa adieu

and lo and behold the “helmet palm” was born...

White flight, same reason the Lions went to Pontiac for 30 years

Detroit DDA isn’t the City and no money came out of the city’s general fund for this either. We explained that in the last arena article, c’mon Tom.

Any Italian who flops in front of us will get a mouthful of cleat.

Today, President-elect Trump appointed Diego Maradona as Head Coach of the USMNT.

I will now amend my list of “Reasons to Nuke Wisconsin from Space.” It will slot in nicely right in between Paul Ryan and Leinenkugel Summer Shandy.

Sanders at least played on teams that won Division Titles and even somehow won a Playoff game. Thomas has never even sniffed a playoff appearance.

This is a the hard-hitting sports journalism this site needs! Suck it, Moskovitz!!!!