You’d basically be The Thing. Just..ya know.....dead.

Netflix really needs to bring back  Faces of Death

Now ask yourself why the fuck the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania has a “state” university?

Meanwhile at one point 3 years ago the Tigers had Verlander, Porcello, AND Scherzer in the same rotation and we still couldn’t win shit.

I have a 9 year old, and because I’m fucking clinically insane also a 3 year old AND a 1 year old. There is no combination that doesn’t involve some form of fighting , hitting, tackling, tripping, projectiles, screaming, teasing, or booby traps. Even the fucking one year old goes in for an eye rake at the bottom of…

ah yes, endless variations of the option offense and games decided by six TD’s are AWESOME!!!

It’s OK he can just go back to hanging out with Dillon and David Silver.

seriously, it’s like Walder fucking Frey jumped out of the book and into the Oval Office.

UNIONS MUST ORGANIZE MILLIONS OF NEW WORKERS VERY SOON OR EVERYTHING POLITICAL AND ECONOMICALLY WILL GET WORSE. UNIONS MUST MAKE ORGANIZING MORE UNION MEMBERS THE VERY HIGHEST PRIORITY. NOW.

They saw Clinton as a continuation of Obama, and held that belief from almost immediately after the primaries. She didn’t really do much to dissuade that notion for them. While she was holding rallies here in Philadelphia, literally preaching to the quire, Trump was out talking to “them” in places like Hershey and…

My favorite Christian conspiracy theory is that Trump was just a “vehicle” used by “God” to get Pence elected past all of the godless Liberals. Now that he’s done that, he’ll be struck down for being a terrible person, and Pence will be POTUS.

Trump will come to be known as “The Great Delegator”

Obama: Do you believe this shit???

Tom and Barry told Trump to “fuck himself” after he congratulated them on breaking the Manti Te’o story. He’s coming here FIRST.

Can we let him have the Congressional term limits but then tell him to go fuck himself on the rest? Or does that make me a bad liberal?

Wow. I didn’t really think my list of “Reasons to Move to Winnipeg” would start filling up so quickly. But here we are.

I remember as a kid being bemused by the fact the Royals had Bud Black who was white, and Frank White who was black.

This seems to be the standard by which all Trumps are judged apparently.

The funny thing is that so much of the Cubs identity is being lovable losers that their fanbase is going to wake up tomorrow and literally not know what to do with themselves. It’s like being Captain America, frozen in ice for years and then suddenly being rescued and put back into civilization when everything was…

they will be known as the Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp.