“Now if you excuse us, we all have to get back to campaigning”

Trick question. It’s cum, right?

In the last 36 hours I’ve had sex dreams about both Hillary Clinton and Megyn Kelly.

“I could zoom right in and see the facial hair,”

was there complimentary bronzer in the back of the paddy wagon?

LSYuke

“She had an ass like THIS!!”

Specs Luthor

“Just the tip!”

NFL PEE-ON: Uh Mr. Goodell, sir, your investigators are all on Molly.

When they came for Cecil,
I remained silent;
I was not a lion.

When they shot up Harambe,
I remained silent;
I was not an ape.

When they came for Pedals,
I remained silent;
I wasn’t a bear.

When they came for me,
there was no one left to speak out.

This is the worst thing I have ever seen:

NFL is not a regional sport in the U.S. it’s got a broad, national appeal. The NHL doesn’t even have 20% of it’s viewership, even with the teams in big American cities, so your Green Bay comparison is non-applicable and stupid.

Watching Drew chew food makes me uncomfortable.

How do you grow your U.S. audience by showing games of teams outside the broadcast area that play in a city the size of Wilkes Barre, PA? The NHL is regionalized sport. Your average fan doesn’t care about the team in the next state much less Winnipeg.

The one fucking time they’d have had an actual interesting slideshow listicle they give the story to The Concourse?

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

The problem however is compounded by the fact that most of the big labor unions themselves are corrupt corporations with management skimming the till.

Meanwhile most Americans will be hoping for dead microphones at about 9:05 EDT tonight.

Of course they can take a joke. Hell, they’re voting for one.