If They Mated: PFT Commenter and Dave Grohl

All my excess live in Texas.

You could never divide cleanly based on politics within a state, especially given how some change from election to election.

No, it wasn’t illegal. At the time there was no law preventing it. (This is usually the legal standard for determine legality BTW) Not to mention each of the last two SoS’s before her did the same thing as well, so it wasn’t some unheard of transgression on her part.

Meh. Just a bunch of typical mid-management type incompetency.

We are so overdue for another World War...

my hope was that this was setup as an extremely spammy, BuzzFeed-style slideshow listicle.

“Hey! Cut that shit out!”

A “friend of mine” recently had a sex dream...about Hillary Clinton. He woke up with an erection you could perch a bald eagle on. Besides the obvious, she’s 28 years his senior. Diagnose me...uh him. Fuck!

Pick one: A two term Trump presidency or eight straight years of either the Patriots, St. Louis Cardinals, GS Warriors, or Red Sox winning a title?

Sure Law crucifies Tebow, yet doesn’t mention the Mets giving Barabbas his outright release.

Curt Schilling. Keeping the “America” in American Beauty.

We said “sock” Curt. Let’s talk about your bloody SOCK!

The most stunning thing about Matthews, after just one game into what should be a long career, is how much he looks to have figured out already.

And for my next trick in going to set an orphanage on fire!

Giuliani is undergoing a rather hasty transformation into NYC’s version of Gollum. Post-election you’re going to see him in Time Square caressing a small Statue of Liberty souvenir mumbling to himself about his “precious.”

Husky and Starch

While the mascot is racist as fuck, what’s the deal with the name? Other than it obviously being geographically incorrect.

“Oh and Hillary did this too.”

Just imagine the sulfur smell that would give off.