with the swelling crescendo of a John Williams’ score blaring evoking images of Superman picking up his cape for the first time...

Maybe now he’ll also pay for his abduction of “The Virgin” Connie Swail.

Those plants will be fucked when Trump starts watering them with Brawndo

Oh he’s a shlub, but a shlub who took a ton of unwarranted shit in Toronto and then proceeded to win the Cup immediately after leaving.

Glad to see he’s not being a thor loser.

Does Burneko know you posted his column?

Sue Storm can be a real dick after she’s had a few.

But was he dressed like a clown?

There is time for sex and time for football, but if you mix the two you will never reach the top,”

No thanks. I’d rather root for Clown Rape.

Rocket McFadden is totally voting Hillary.

This is odd. Given that in order for one to notice something like this, you’d think they didnt spend a whole lot of time out where you could see the actual sun.

Not to mention most of us associate Liverpool with the Beatles, and Arsenal sounds cool because we’re all gun-toting whackos!

Why are you guys ignoring the recent clown crime epidemic?

Was Def Leppard right? Is it really better to burn out than fade awayyyyyyyy????

Pretty sure that having to live in Buffalo for six months out of the year is already the worst case scenario. The foot is just adding injury to insult.

You’re a monster!

Speaking of shutting your ass up, does anyone know if this actually happened last night?

You used “Kreider” and “talent” in the same sentence. How cute.

YOU JACKIN’ IT??????