More like Diatribe Schilling

You’ve made the only logical choice.

Fat cats are the best. Plus, when they croak they make great draft blockers for your doors.

RedZone is literally the greatest invention of our time. And god dammit if I don’t get a raging erection when they go QUAD BOX!

Samer’s become a victim of Stockholm Syndrome. I heard he can’t even nut now without looking at a picture of Whitey Herzog

at this rate the only helmet Kaepernick’s going to be able to get on his head is for the remake of Spaceballs. 

I, for one, am sick to my stomach to hear of chipotleaddict’s transgressions.

that pic has a real “Lannister family” vibe to it, with the exception of the two males being differing degrees of likable of course.

Brown bear, brown bear what do you see?

I’d argue that the NBA and MLB suffer from the same affliction.

Normally, I love international hockey. But this just isn’t it. This is some franken-tourney created by the NHL/NHLPA not sanctioned by the IIHF or national hockey federations, and not using international rules or ice surfaces.

Timeo Danaos ferre... jokes?

I really thought you were talking about the NHL preseason up until the next to last sentence.

Bob Seger called. He wants his career back. He’d also appreciate it if you let him out of your trunk.

Looking forward to the stories of Hinkie’s untimely demise as he attempted to “disrupt” the slopes by going down a double black diamond at Heavenly on nothing but an empty box of saltines.

came here for this. was not disappointed.

“Plus, I won more games without it than did with it in.’’

and therefore you get kids who are the same age on the same field, but who have vastly different ability levels.