“I most certainly am NOT jackin’ it.”

No mention of fucking Barrel Man’s corpse?

What did you call my hot dog, MOTHERFUCKER!???!!?!?!?

Nice. Did you also have strange mediocre players become beasts in the game? We had one guy, Najee Mustafa, who was a safety in real life, become some dominant defensive end that literally blocked every punt.

Give me Front Page Sports Pro Football ‘97. We didnt even participate in the game play, we just relo’d the teams, designed uniforms, GM’ed, and called the plays. It was like being Mike Holmgren, before you could do so in Madden.

It's ok. Those are the guys who a team of the troops could actually dominate.

After giving the players the books, the team didn’t want to just take them back for fear that they might be labeled something...

ah this chick. She’s been all over my Facebook feed (yes I hate myself) for months spewing all kinds of hot takery on any and all issues that scared white people hold dear.

Amusingly I’m pretty sure a while back the New Jersey Devils giant puck mascot did get prosecuted for feeling people up.

This is because he’s the new surprise addition for next week’s Bachelor in Paradise

Ha!

You’re exactly correct. Unfortunately there’s a moronic subset of the population in this country that are so blindly loyal to the symbols of this country (not the ideals mind you, they’d never live up to those) that any challenge to one of them is a challenge to all of them. So you get a situation where a guy doesn’t…

I'm 41. The Joker never Ryan Lochte-d a damn wall. Although I'll admit to chortling when I read it.

I am the sort of heathen that uses ketchup on hot dogs.

Why isn’t the whole plane made out of black on black crime???

MAKE AMERICA OVERCOMPENSATE AGAIN

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so many good name choices if the NHL would get rid of the “gambling stigma” nonsense. As if people don’t already associate the city with it.

that’s actually a penalty in the NFL, an extension of roughing the kicker is roughing the holder.