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If you’re the type of person who plays Bucs vs. Broncos in Philadelphia, maybe the game isn’t the only thing with a glitch.

This will be Trump’s new, honest campaign slogan.

Does the staff have an office fantasy football league? If so, who makes the most pick-ups? It has to be Samer, right? Also, Marchman’s team’s name is some pun on Pride and Prejudice isn’t it?

Have you guys been hazing the new staff from Gawker? Locking Feinberg in the bathroom, filling HamNo’s desk with live bait, etc?

I prefer to think that’s a goalie gear-clad vigilante chasing down the robber, and you can’t tell me any different.

It’s said like “thin”. Yinz is the Pittsburgh-ese version of Y’all or You’se.

A drunk yinzer (redundant, I know) tried to fight another guy in a Steelers jersey...because the guy was from Boston.

In regards to running, my Dad, a marathoner, always told me to be a wolf not a cheetah.

Just starting running a little over a year ago, and my mile time is always between 8:30 and 9:30 no matter if I’m running a 5k, 5 miles, or 8 miles. I have two 5K’s and a 10 mile race coming up this Fall and I’m trying to figure out if I should just be happy with that for a guy who spent his first 39 years on ice

“Cuban Sandwich Day was everyday in Miami in the 90's”

Wait, the ram on the field is great and all, but can we talk about the Nookie Monster?

Dammit! Tebow’s tryout isn't until Tuesday!

C’mon Derrick, everybody knows you gotta go Daredevil on that shit.

You wrote something that is beyond my comprehension and simpleton politics and I AM OUTARGED!!!!!!

Once everyone is followed, then NO ONE is...

I’m holding out for the Black Whopperito at Halloween. Not only will it taste bad but I’ll shit green!

The new Raiders Stadium will feature a glass covered hole in the middle of the field so Satan and Al Davis can watch their favorite team.

Chargers Blame it on Bosa, No Va in San Diego.

Or ya know the whole “blackface” and tweeting of the Al Jolson pic, same difference I guess?