To commemorate the day, spas in the greater Vail, CO area were throwing in a free facial, whether you asked for it or not.

Speaking of which “revenant” is a very good description of Trump’s hair.

So it’s still cool if I show up to the interview in my “Eat Shit” t-shirt, right?

Mom?

Among the group who made the trip, Cal alumni Marshawn Lynch showed up.

Mike Pence still asks for Lucky Tiger.

When you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all the way....

It literally is like they’re in a contest with the Oklahoma City Thunder to be the most boring, mundane sports franchise who came into exitence in the 2000's.

hey I’m gray?

Don’t know what happened to that man from 18 years ago, but his life can’t be the same because of it, can it?

Can you spot the easy and obvious fix? I bet you can do that, too!

I’d bet $5 they expensed this to their “minority outreach” budget. Eat a KFDick, Pence!

This Tiger Just Wants to Fuck

I much preferred the original working title of this show: Low Self-Awareness Island

you’re Todd Haley’s kid?

The excuses given are laughable. He might just as well have said he was “looking for his car keys.”

Lochte Pisses on Wall, Pisses Off Sponsors

Email, we decided, wouldn’t really cut it.

People living in DC proper—a legitimately fantastic city—give half a shit about the Skins, because they know they’re strictly the domain of drunken racist suburbanites, rednecks dumb enough to plunk down hundreds of dollars every week to get trapped inside that roach motel of a stadium..