So, as a formerly Hot (I turn 38 next week, and we all know thatzzz not Hot) I endorse this message.

In his defense, he only said he had a full head of hair. He didn’t say he brought it with him.

I posted this the other day, but it just keeps being more fun:

I am praying for the day when I can hear that I am suspended from my job with pay for an indefinite period of time.

That is literally my dream job.

She’s getting paid, but isn’t allowed to perform the functions of her job. Sounds perfect to me!

OJ had far better defense attorneys than Robert Kardashian, who had not practiced law for about 20 years, and Kardashian did not reactivate his license to be a volunteer defense attorney for OJ. He did it so that he couldn’t be compelled to testify to OJ’s treatment that he witnessed, or to the bag he, Robert,…

Blackwater changed their name to Xe Services after some of their contractors killed Iraqi civilians. Then Xe became Academi. Then Academi got absorbed into Constellis Holdings. In any case, Erik Prince isn’t involved with them anymore. He has a new company, Frontier Services Group, which is based in Hong Kong, is…

Nope, it’s not. The divide politically now is between cities and rural areas. Also, Florida was decided by a razor-thin margin; Georgia, where I live, has been trending blue for decades. Atlanta’s main county has had LGBT protections for years and now offers paid maternity leave. Our state also has free pre-K. Votes…

I’m so sure Tomi is more liberal than she leads us on. I don’t think she buys even 50% of what she says.

He could be a native, home grown California racist too. To suggest that he “had” to have been a transplant from the midwest ignores the inherent racism that California, like any other state, suffers from. California is not a utopia free from racism and acting like it is dismisses the greater issue.

I found In Cold Blood horribly, dreadfully, painfully compelling, and now kind of want to read this manuscript for the same reason.

People above have (rightly) called you out for the heartless tone of this post, but allow me to just mention the holes in your analogy. If you’ve robbed a bank, then obviously the police would like you to face justice. If, however, you’re also the sole witness to a murder, then quite often the police will refrain from…

You do know sanctuary cities were started at police dept.’s behest so they could serve the public better (witnesses, victims, etc). Being undocumented is a civil violation, not a criminal one.

Yes, you fucking jackass. That’s EXACTLY what I’m saying.

Steve Bannon is what stupid people think smart people sound like. He shares this trait with Newt Gingrich. His “academic” credentials are as follows: A degree from Virginia Tech in 1974. While Tech is a fine school nowadays, it was a “you have a heart beat” school then. That status was supplanted by schools like…

Just like how we all live in The Inner City (TM).

I apologize I don’t have time to go into full detail on this right now with multiple studies and so on but as a biologist with a Master’s in Conservation Biology, zoo experience and I’ve interned with a reintroduction program - captive breeding only “saves” wild animals to live in captivity while their habitat and…

AND I call bullshit on her “my sexuality is up for grabs” pandering. I feel like she’s a college sophomore contemplating making out with her female friend at a bar to get the guys riled up. She thinks it says something about her that she dated a man who identified as gay. Big woop. I am highly doubtful that she likes…

I’m in the section going to Canada. Can’t say I’d have much complaints.