That was the CRAZIEST, raunchiest book ever! I loved it so much hahaha.

I was a little surprised to see Black Oak here in Chicago name-checked (not because they’ve done anything wrong, obviously, they have done what they should here) but Tine DeFiore as well as the amazing women from Butterfat are the cornerstone of that shop and I would recommend them wholeheartedly.

One thing I’m struggling to understand about that serum is that I use Latisse, and it’s $175 for a 3-month supply from the med spa that I go to. So it seems like this drug, that’s proven to work, is a comparable price to this thing from R + F that maybe works and/or apparently works great.

*Also not a shill lol*

I can say this— I had a kind of unconventional job that took me all over the US for a while on tour, and my very unconventional old goth/punk boss definitely wanted to go hang out in front of SK’s house in Bangor when we were in Maine. I talked her out of that & we settled for taking the Stephen King tour, which is a…

I’m a cusp millennial (1982) who came up blue-collar & my best friend (same age) and I have this conversation all the time.

My partner’s parents are very, very wealthy (of their own making— think Warren Buffet, but not that level of wealth). They don’t give their kids anything, as my partner is fond of saying. Nice Christmas presents, sure, but nothing extravagant. Maybe pay for a flight home for holidays for their kids and their partners…

“Don’t be bitchy,” “you should be smart enough...” “calm down,” willful obtuseness, and “ooooh why so serious??”

I just wish this were higher, or in bold, or tattooed on the hand of every “small gubmint, less handouts” death-penalty supporter.

I love Shake Shack but it IS a particular kind of burger craving. I have two kinds:

I like to say “why would he care at all about my legs when I have such a tight pussy?” but then again, I like to rile people up when they piss me off.

I haven’t read all the way down, but can I just...? Some divorce lawyers make bank, but the *great* ones make that money for being excellent lawyers, if you take out whose side they may be on.

I have a friend who worked on one of his films as an animal wrangler and, having done the same, I can attest to the fact that you get to see either nothing of the “stars” or a lot of them (sometimes in ways that are unflattering). She said he was a) super cute & came up to her while they were all waiting for their…

I assume Fullest House will be the nostalgic show they make in 20 years with the child actors of Fuller House. Think big!!

At least Winnie Cooper has a background in mathematics, instead of a background in being the best Christian wife and mother EVARRR.

I read the JG Ballard novel when I was thirteen—!!!— and I can never think of THIS “Crash” when I hear of it. Because of course I saw that movie too.

Honestly one of the things I like about this is the DIVA realness— like, I’m doing this for the money & I’m putting on an obvious show, but you’re not getting close. This is about “My Life,” not about my life.

I completely agree.

I’m half-Jew, my SIL on my husband’s side is gay and married, and my SIL as June of next year (marrying my little brother) is a black woman— the two of them met in law school, working with illegal immigrants.

ALL THE DOGS.