Yawn. Come down off that high horse, when you’re done, partner.

I like to keep 1 or 2 going. You know, just to have something to talk about around the water cooler

Same reason I dropped all my libel cases

I am so fucking ready to see this woman get her Inauguration Day.

This is exactly my point. What you’re saying is fucking rude. I highly doubt Kim is walking around her house buck naked and it’s not like Beyoncé is miss prudish so that’s not a good argument (be prudish, don’t be, wear what you want, none are bad but it’s not like Beyoncé should be trying to shield Blue from Kim) and…

I need to vent: three (that’s 3) of my family members have posted some version of “LOL she said ‘Bagdaddy’” on Facebook. I am BARELY holding myself back from telling them that if they weren’t so ignorant, they’d know she was talking about the leader of ISIS. You know, the reason why they don’t want Muslims to enter…

She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

I’m waiting for a woman to come forward and say he coerced her into an abortion.

I’m embarrassed to admit that, in the moment, Trump’s comment really hurt. Hurt in that “brain shut off/dignity shut off” kind of pain. It’s the kind of comment that can suck the self esteem out of you if you aren’t expecting it.

Talk like that is just as dangerous as it is repugnant. No woman’s opinions, ideas, convictions, beliefs or crafts should be discounted because A HUSBAND DISAGREES with her. And yet! This Polly Pocket-handed filth throws it out there for good measure, in case we’ve misinterpreted this whole marriage thing.

That stood out to me as well. If he’d said Sanders disagrees it’d be a point of contrast with someone she’d have to work with in Congress. If he’d said Obama disagrees it’d contrast with a sitting president, who has supporters she needs to show up and vote for her. But her husband? Like she’s supposed to defer to him?

I gasped out loud, not at the venom behind the comment but at the naked misogyny. It’s specifically aimed toward Clinton as a woman - she’s “nasty” because she’s speaking plainly and negatively about him, and in his eyes a woman shouldn’t do that - she should be ladylike and not challenge a man.

Guys, my (Latino) husband doesn’t know it yet because he’s not home, but our couples Halloween costume is now Nasty Woman and Bad Hombre, this nightmare election is finally giving me something useful.

It was worse. I started yelling. Who cares what her husband did?

FIX BAD OMBRE! VOTE!

Her social media team is awesome. And quick.

Was anyone else more offended by “your husband disagrees with you”? Like, the nasty woman bit, yeah we get it Donald Trump’s an unrepentant asshole, but that just felt so much more like the type of sexism women face all the time.

Lord have mercy, they misspelled Y’all. Clearly, someone on the publishing team is trying real hard.

You guys must not have Culvers that far west. You are missing out.

And you want to be my latex salesman.