I mean, I'm maybe too well aware of what happens with rabid raccoons. And I really don't want to die of rabies— although I will say I'm "lucky" enough to have pre-exposure vaccinations.

Give me a sec to nerd out:

Yeah, I don't know if anyone's mentioned this, but aside from the other obvious (but great) points others brought up, I was under the impression that you didn't actually stage an intervention with someone unless they were sober at the time (or at least in the early stages of getting fucked up, which is why they happen…

As of late, I have spent waaaaaaaay too much time (personally and professionally— well, academically) reading about rabies to not be like OH HOLY FUCK SERIOUSLY.

I'm considering neuroscience in my (forever-continuing) vet med education and I just want to say, I have serious job envy right now.

I'm a former student and I gotta say, it's tres Columbia to make them study for this.

I seriously thought one of the BEST things about being famous was that no one could rat on you for eating only Taco Bell and canned chili.

"who knew she had hair?" screamed excitedly is going to be my new catchphrase.

I don't want to get too much into my own issues, but I think what people conflate is "cabability" and knowing stuff. "Intelligence" is suuuuuch a broad term, even clinically, and I think a lot of people who are considered "smart" genuinely struggle with what that is SUPPOSED to mean.

Oh no.

I don't know if she is or not, and of course I hope she does, but as a person who worked in a tip-based industry for several years out of college and didn't take financial planning seriously until later, I am not exactly concerned.

This is absolutely fantastic. I don't know what else to say— she seems awesome; everything she's dealt with is incredibly hard and she seems to have a lot of self-awareness and clarity about herself and the situation.

Obvs he didn't take 64 east going through, lemme just say that.

I lived there for a few years, and I thoroughly enjoyed this. Haven't read the comments yet, but the people of STL are...admirably proud...of the city and it's...notable...local cuisine. They are really a stubbornly proud people, which is hilarious, except I get it a little, for the reasons I am about to list below.

INDEED. :D

I'm also stalking you but that last one is one of my favorites.

"Stronger" is one of my two go-to karaoke songs.

I get what is, frankly, an UNREASONABLE amount of shit from my friends and SO about my Kanye appreciation.

I have no idea! I can't ever watch movies over and over, but that's definitely the exception.

Thank you, thank you! I work in animal training and sometimes after a really bad day I go home and watch "Best in Show" again just so I can LAUGH at the insanity instead of breaking things. :D