In three years, Toyotadyne will become the largest supplier of basketball computer systems. All power forwards are upgraded with Basketdyne computers, becoming fully unmanned. Afterwards, they dribble with a perfect operational record. The Toyotanet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes online August 4th, 1997.…

Yes, I am a few years out of college. I just graduated recently in 2009.

Which of my second hand cars and motorcycles would you like to know more about?

Except Ford and GM parts are cheap.

To save you the slideshow, here are the 10 year totals.

Oh, we’ll going to pay as soon as he finds his Illidum Q-36 Space Modulator

Also... What the h*ck else would it look like?

Looks a lot more like the X-37B than the space shuttle to me. X-37B is also unmanned.

I own a 2021 Passport and drove an Acadia for 10 days. The Passport is way better! The Acadia’s shifter in the dash is horrible. You get use to the Passport setup as it’s where a shifter would be.

I was thinking this is a very attractive car until you pointed that out.

Yea. That's why (when I had to do with people wearing helmets) I was being a nag about chin-straps. Otherwise your hard-hat (or helmet) is just decoration.

Maybe the right front tire exploded on the box truck?

It looks like a poof of steam right at the moment of impact, almost like it busted off a radiator hose or something

Came here to ask this. What blows his hardhat off his head? Debris or just the whoosh of the truck? Visually, that was startling.

Giant screens. There’s no real purpose of them except being nice for a back up camera. My old ass car that has nothing but a few buttons and a radio with one line green lcd to show the radio station or volume on works perfectly. But i’m still always in awe a little of them and how cool some are 😂

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Let him go, he’s on a roll.....

“crossing the Atlantic Ocean eastbound in three hours and ten minutes”

One heck of ad campaign if we’re still talking about their spokeman decades later. 

You know it's fresh if you grille it.

The car did alert after hitting the deer, it just alerted RFK, Jr. to come pick up the carcass and dispose of it in Central Park. That’s the new protocol.