Also... What the h*ck else would it look like?

Looks a lot more like the X-37B than the space shuttle to me. X-37B is also unmanned.

I own a 2021 Passport and drove an Acadia for 10 days. The Passport is way better! The Acadia’s shifter in the dash is horrible. You get use to the Passport setup as it’s where a shifter would be.

I was thinking this is a very attractive car until you pointed that out.

Yea. That's why (when I had to do with people wearing helmets) I was being a nag about chin-straps. Otherwise your hard-hat (or helmet) is just decoration.

Maybe the right front tire exploded on the box truck?

It looks like a poof of steam right at the moment of impact, almost like it busted off a radiator hose or something

Came here to ask this. What blows his hardhat off his head? Debris or just the whoosh of the truck? Visually, that was startling.

Giant screens. There’s no real purpose of them except being nice for a back up camera. My old ass car that has nothing but a few buttons and a radio with one line green lcd to show the radio station or volume on works perfectly. But i’m still always in awe a little of them and how cool some are 😂

Alternate headline:

Let him go, he’s on a roll.....

“crossing the Atlantic Ocean eastbound in three hours and ten minutes”

One heck of ad campaign if we’re still talking about their spokeman decades later. 

You know it's fresh if you grille it.

The car did alert after hitting the deer, it just alerted RFK, Jr. to come pick up the carcass and dispose of it in Central Park. That’s the new protocol. 

I’ve seen people try to skip the line at int’l arrivals. Of course somebody will rat them out, after which they are sent to the back of the line. Poetic justice...

Gate lice exist primarily because most people have little common sense and/or think they are above the rules due to their sense of entitlement. The gate attendants make so many announcements explaining the boarding rules yet half the people in the group 1 line either have no idea what boarding group they are in or are…

Driving my non-lifted, stock-tire-sized 1997 GMC 1500 long bed, two tone Silver on dark red with matching dark red interior:

cheaper is relative, since the chances of you finding a base model of ANYTHING other than a work truck variant, is effectively zero unless you special order. And let’s be honest the number of people willing to special order a regular vehicle is in the single digit percentage. Basically everyone just looks for whatever…

Maybe his logic is that if there are no car seats in the back it’s going to be roomier and you have a better chance of scoring with and impregnating the babysitter? I mean, it sounds crazy, but this is JD thinking that we’re trying to unpack...